Thursday, March 8, 2007

Tom! PUT THAT THING AWAY! You'll poke somebody's eye out!

From the Bahston Globule: "March 8, 2007 -
A Brazilian website reported yesterday that Tom Brady's girlfriend Gisele Bundchen may be pregnant and, if so, the Pats QB is the father. According to the popular celebrity website Glamurama.com.br, Bundchen would be no more than two months pregnant, but may already have told select friends and family.
Tom should be more careful where he points his thing --- ur THAT thing. He's inpregnating women by being within swingin's distance.
Maybe he's crossing over to Pro Baseball?
SaaaaWINGGG BATA-BATA-BATA ....
SaaaaWINg IT.

Wonder what his stance is?


.500 at bats.


The Stats are fantastic so far.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Virile, baby!
Lx