What will Tony-Baloney Blair be doing in his office for the next few weeks, now that he'll be resigning as Labor Party Leader?Will he:
- Put his feet up on the desk?
- Wait for George Dubya Bush to call, take it, and tell him to feck off?
- Drunk dial Alan Cameron and call him a Nancy-Boy?
- Become a Catholic?
- Become a flagellant? Is this the same thing as above?
- Tell his wifey to shut plug her pie-hole until he's clear of 10 Downing?
There are SO many things to choose from. Let's hope Tony enjoys his retirement.
3 comments:
oh feck, this ROCKS!
the Mullet...the Mullet...oh the humanity!
the horror!
buh bye tony dahlink.
buh bye...
He will take millions of pounds and write a tell all. He will become a Eurotrash fixture of events like Cannes- because his wife likes that kind of thing evidently. He will spend an inordinate amount of time reminiscing about past glory. And know that he is singularly responsible for thousands of deaths- Brits and others. And he will regret past haircuts.
But even a good haircut can't help Brown's looks.
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